Or - in more current terminology - "I can't"
- Selfies
- People who don't smile at least 100 times a day ... you're alive. Smile
- Construction that happens outside of the midnight to 3 am time window
- Plus sized skinny jeans
- People who don't hate snakes ... That nasty thing WILL KILL YOU
- Worms
- Kids who eat their snot ... if you are that hunger, nibble on a piece of paper.
- People who don't like Lil Wayne
- Bacon ... easily the nastiest meat product that isn't chicken
- Girls who don't watch the Real Housewives ... is your life really that dramatic that you can't handle mindless, pointless humor / ridiculousness?
- People who don't sing in their car.
- PETA ... take that damn shirt off if you're gonna hate on the livestock industry, you pathetic oxymoronic piece of shit. (pardon my language)
- People who would prefer flying over driving ... insane
- Mosquitos
- People on no carb diets ... stop hating life and eat some pasta
- Kids on a leash ... I mean, we can train hogs to walk around without a halter, right?
- Oklahoma
Yeah, I think that sums it up.
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